This time...it is about first times!... i was so engrossed reading chen's gross and scary and bloody first time experiences...mana tau! aik! become tag pulak...haiyoyo...
But its ok la...good also, give me some stuff to blog about ...wahaha
Ok ah...so these are my 5 first times ...jeng jeng jeng...need to dig deep inside my brain for any memories of first times :P
1. FIRST day at school
hehehe...the very first time i went to school was when i was 5 yrs old.going to kindy mah! and that's my first time being away from my parents or my bro/sisters for the longest time wo! but i didnt cry or anything...i was and still a good gal :)
but i didnt let my dad leave when class was about to begin..hehe...and he told me that he will be waiting for me at the canteen but i will just have to enter my class first.okok so i agreed and went to class
after dono-how-long, it could be hours or even minutes (that time i dont know how to read time la ok) i stood up and tried to look at the canteen which is visible from my class window. so my 'teecher' asked me what r u looking at? i said i m looking for my dad,he is at the canteen
my teecher said no lah no lah...where got...sit down!... i said got got!!...
luckily i din cry oh!!...after school i asked my dad how come i din see him ... and he said i didnt look carefully enough.and this went on until one fateful day i found out that he was at work all those times...how can he be sitting at my school canteen during office hours leh?haiya silly me
2. First time i appeared in a newspaper! woohoo!
wahahaha...i bet some people might laugh their a$$es off when they hear this cos considering the state i am in now...it might be hard to believe that i was once won a ......... KIDDIE BEAUTY PAGEANT ok! hahhaahahahhaha! no play play!
I was the second runner up of the Miss Photogenic title...kekeke...farnii~~
of cos i didnt join the pageant voluntarily lah!...those days...everything was decided by my parents.they say JOIN! ok i join...they say JUMP! i jump...haa...
so that was the time i appeared in several newspapers lo!...keng? i was hmmm lets see....5 yrs old :)
3. FIRST time i spoke mandarin
Those who have met me before might or might not have noticed the weird slang in my spoken mandarin~
wahahaha...but you cant blame me u kno? no one spoke mandarin to me before primary 1...and my parents used to speak mandarin in front of me whenever they need to say something which i musnt know bcos they know i cannot understand it :(
soooooooo one day...i entered primary 1 and as i sat in my class with all the strangers...they were all CHINGCHINGCHONGCHONG in mandarin!...omg!!! how am i going to cope with 6 years of primary school education with a bunch of people who speak in an unknown language.
even tho my knowledge of the language was very very little..i still can make out some simple words la...
i dont know how long it took me...but after a while of socialising with them (god knows how i communicated with them in the early days) i began to LEARN MANDARIN!!! WOOHOO!
but in those days my mandarin was mixed with malay and english...kekeke...and my mom used to giggle at me when i speak 'mandarin' with my frens :(
come secondary school years...my mandarin improved!! woo~ come college years...it improved more! (i had a friend from china that time who taught me precious mandarin :P) and now...CAN FLY LIAO OK??? try me! kekeke
altho sometimes that someone will still laugh at my mandarin lo :(
4.FIRST TIME i saw.........
The first time i saw .... i hope you all are ready for this............menstrual blood!!!! EWWW...
I was still in primary school...still a skippy skippy kid...but some of my close friends had already had their periods.hahaha
so naturally, i was very curious abt this whole period thingy...and u know what my friend did? :(
she took anotehr fren and i to the toilet to show us hers!...NOOOOOOOOOOO
That time i didnt feel disgusted or wat...gheeez...I WAS SO STUPID! UWEKKSSS...
5.FIRST time i drove a car!
hehehe...it was my first driving lesson with my driving instructor...and he just got out from his driver's seat and asked me to take his place and he said DRIVE!
OMG OMG OMG ~
he was at the passenger's seat la...but he put the correct gear and asked me to steer the car with the steering wheel and to step on the clutch and brakes and accelerator of cos.
so i was like oh MY GOSH! im actually driving a car!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
and it seemed soooooooo easy!!! i cannot bliv that driving a car was so ez!~
i only found out that all the learner's car has another set of pedals in the passengers seat after that day, so my instructor was actually stepping on the clutch and brakes too lah :(
and till today...i still dont know how to drive a manual car! ROF!
THERE!...my first timesssssssssssssss
Bye bye! =)
26 comments:
don't bye bye yet... :D
stay stay..
Hmm, interesting... This also seem like something I can parody you on... Pink Cotton, please please let me do it... PLEASE.....~~~!!! :D
I can't remember the first time I saw menstrual blood, but it was not as eeky as your experience. I was captivated! Astounded at so much blood! And she was still walking?! Can meh? How come?
Waaa, a beauty queen in our midst too! Show picture lah! Can can wan..
Wahhhh.. u are once a KIDDIE BEAUTY PAGEANT & MISS PHOTOGENIC? 2nd runner up?
very keng woh..
why u say that someone will laff their asses off?
u r still very lenglui mah :)
your mandarin quite okie mah, u can speak quite fluently... :)
LOL at your first time tengok "darah" episode
kakaka
so gross geh? :P
chen:HI!! and bye again!!
*run*
alvin:u got nothing better to do?
LB:HAHAHAHAAHHA...amazing huh!!! u dint faint meh? i always thought men will faint when they see the amount of blood!..LOL
haiyoh! i am not who i was...LOL!
chen:HAHAAHAHHA this chen! i lap youuuu...sure got some ppl wanna laugh at me wan lah!..hehe..where got kiddie pageant so cho lo like me...WAHAHA
haiya i was so suku...chin chai folo ppl go n see :(
errr.. ya lor.. pink cotton, I got nothing better to do.. haha.. but i was just kidding anyways... hehe...
alvin: '(oo)'
gee..thats going too far back for me!
kiddy beauty pageant? hehehe :P
OMG, LOL about the first time menstrual blood, at the first place, why ur fren want to show u her menstrual blood? *vomit, sick*... a good one... :D
huarrrrr, Ms Photogenic!! I wanna see photo, cute cute wan!! did you have any from way back then?
oooo.... pink cotton suddenly turns into a pig? muahahaha...
Pink Cotton, any means for me to chat with u other than using the chat box and the comments? err.. ur anonymous apparently.. muahahaha.
wuching:haahha u can do it!!!
merv kwok:so farni meh :(
sin ling:HAHAH yalo!! how come she no shy shy i also dono...hahaha
may:GOT!!..but no scanner...wahahah
alvin:eh?u oredi say i m anonymous liao loh...how can simply give out my IM?kekeke
ok lo... up to u lo... ur not so anonymous to me anyway.. sooo.. ahahha
Oh dear!That was quite a first experience with menstrual blood!
Hmmm...mini pink cotton as 2nd runner up in a beauty contest? =P *clap clap*
can u teach me drive manual car???im driving auto worr...
alvin:threatening me are you??
angele:yeah :( disgusting now that i think of it
SA:hahahaahha ur malay is improving tho!..LOL
ah nel:ur head! i will teach u how to drive in to the longkao...wahahah
No la, how would I dare to? Nvm la, I dunno what am I talking about anymore. hehehe... :D
BTW, I wouldn't in anyway threaten a girl. I just despise that in guys.... =P
My Mandarin getting rusty already, you will laugh at me than I laugh at you. Drive manual car la more fun, when I drove automatic car, I felt like paralyzed like that, 1 leg and 1 hand not functioning... LOL
hello..
my first time here.. :)
omg,omg, omg.. your friend showed you the menstrual blood.. *faints*
on the manual car thing.. i've lost the skill too.. shudn't have driven an auto car right after i got my license.. *sigh*
yenchiew,
I drove an auto right after i got my license as well but trust me, you'd pick up the skill pretty fast once u start driving the stick again. haha. :D
omg!!
same same as no.5.. I kenot drive manual :(
eh, eh.. someone is ehem, miss photogenic oso wor.. kekeke :D
wow that's interesting...!
2. woohoo! i believe ur big eyes the killers already enough to make you miss photogenic! i want to see the photos!! newspaper cuttings..pls??
3. that's nice to learn/speak mandarin. coz u know wat? i read from newspaper saying that researchers found that learning extra language can make u live longer. kekeke... but dunno how true.
4. ops that's yucky!
5. i drove manual after getting license. then, when i first drove auto.. *kaboosh* i scratch the right light in front. :> which then i stayed away from auto until we got auto car at home. :p silly of me ho..
alvin:o
kenny ng:I WANNA LISTEN TO UR MANDARIN!!..hohoho
yenchiew:HI AND WELCOME!!!
yaka?so ez meh?? i almost forgot which pedal is the clutch,brake and accelerator wo
_butt:HAHAAHAH nvm!..auto is better!!!!woot!
_butt:shhhhhh now no more photogenic wan lah...ROF
oren:
2.i show u when u come for cny lorrr k k ? ^_^
3.WAH!!! then i wanto learn french,german,india,japanese,korean,blablabla
4.:(
5.WAHHHH...hahahaahahahaha...we r the direct opposites!
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