i was discussing these 3 things with someone just now...and i thought these could be blog-worthy material ..so here you go :)
- No insects whatsoever in my food!!! : someone...*cough cough* someone lor...found 2 cockroach legs in her food during lunch just now ... by the time she manage to discover the 'extras' in her food,she had already finished everything up ...tsk tsk tsk...and she still had the nerve to tell me that cockroach might have some beneficial properties such as preventing cancer,etc etc....i really wanto bok her head! *khik* cockroaches are dirty things...there are my biggest HATE in the world!!!muahahaahah...they eat shid 'x' lol and certainly cannot be IN my food! i would have puked out all my lunch if i were her..kekeke
- No 'dirty' coins : WAHAHAHA...those who have been out eating lunch with me would have noticed that i do not keep those dirty,black,fungus-grown coins in my purse!! YEARGHHHH i wanna puke when i see those coins! some are really sooo black that you could not even make out the writings on the coin..PUKE! i know some people dont mind dirty coins but not only do i not accept dirty coins but i do not want to see them lying around on the table while im having my meal...HEEE..fussy or not? :P
- HAIR!!!!!!!!! : ewww...once i was soooo hungry during lunch time that i just gobbled up my fried rice and upon my 4th or 5th mouthfuls...i saw a strand of HAIR!!! yearghhh...to some people a strand of hair might not be a big deal rite?? its after all just hair ma....but i can pick up n throw away the hair...and continue eating 1/2 spoonfuls and my imagination would take control....i would start to wonder...DID THE OWNER OF THE HAIR WASH HIS/HER HAIR 2DAY?WHAT IF HE/SHE HAS OILY YUCKY HAIR?WHAT IF HE/SHE HAS DANDRUFF? lol lol...by then i would have lost all my appetite :( however, the worst worst case would be to find a *cough* 'curly' hair in my food!WAHAHAHA..let your imagination run wild~
So if you are broke in the middle of the month...come have lunch with me...i m sure you will be a few cent richer if im 'lucky' enough to get dirty yucky coins ...kekeke
41 comments:
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LOL!!!! I totally agree with you!! Yucky HAIR in the soup!!! Even worse.. PUBIC HAIR!!! Yeeeeeeaarggghhh!
Wooo? Mana semua orang? Gone on strike? No hair? No coins? *claims third CHUP too now*
I'm here!!! CHUP!!!
how you know it's pubic hair leh... it curls?! eewww ewwwwwww...
anything foreign in food is yuckkkk!
LB:lol lol...then u start to wonder he/she washes down there regularly..BLUEEKKKK
LB:i gez they all went TGIF-ing
selba:yay!! i tot no one's in
may:nodnod...curly curly wannnn :(
unless the cook has curly hair la..wahahaha
i remember last time i find cockroach leg in my food too..
yucks
i hate dirty coins too..
i will leave those coins behind :P
lol at the curly hair part..
so the liuliu..
muaahhahaa
oops
better dont laugh.. :P
chen:lily?!?!? u don like dirty coins too!?!?yay!! :)
KEKEKEKE...i owes try to notice whether the hair is curly or not 'x'
most important is to see the length of the curly hair.. kakkakka...
if very long, then it's still alright :P
kekkekkee
hmph...me not happy.
chen:true true!!..but curly curly and long long pun i wanto PUKE! :(
red sponge:heeeeeeeeee..no comments ..lala lala
money made outta paper oso dirty ma....
eh eh so do u carry those liquid sanitizer in ur bag?
winn:BOOHOOHOOOO winn winn perli me...!!LOL...
LOL at LONG and CURLY HAIR not equals PUBIC HAIR!!! Who says?!! Have you seen that [censored name]'s pubes?!! OMG! It's enough to put Rapunzel to shame!!!
*pengsan @ the liuliu curly hair*
*donwan think*
*refuse to imagine*
LB, siapa mya PUBLIC HAIR is longer than Rapunzel's???????
i ate nasi kandar with fly in it...
i also ever munched on a wasp in my economy rice, tastes spicy...
if i broke, i'll eat with pinkcotton every day... when she's not looking, i'll pluck one strand of hair and put in her food... hehe... then i get free food...
how about dog's fur? :P
sometimes u will notice dog's fur on your plate too, right? :P
makan?
I sapu :D
LB:WAHAHAAH who who who???
angel:MUAHAHA i m sure you r gonna take note whether the hair is curly or not the nxt time u find hair in ur food...
vampirem:YEARGHHHHHHHH...u mean vampire!!! i might even puke all over ur face...muahahaha
chen:heee surprisingly i don mind dog fur too much..oops 'x' sth weird with me? lol
aiyoyoy! who wants hair and insects in their meal` lu ini pelompuan memang` hahahahah
LB just remind me of smts ago that i went to eat wild animals and thre a reli curly hair inside...OMG... *ptuiiii*
i got 1 email if i found it i will shared it out...one of the content said 1 yr we sure will eat up how many times of food with pubic hair...
eeee.. at Ah-nel's comments. 1 yr sure will eat up many times pubic hair. *gorges throat now*
a^ben:muuu i don want leh!..but SOMEONE *cough* dont mind boh!!! >-)
ah nel:YEARGHHHHHHHHHHH...i dont wanto read that mail!! pls don go n look for it...lol
misti:BOOHOOHOO i don wanto eat liao :P
cos u sayang the dog mah.. that's why loh.. :P
LOL at ah nel..
delete that email..
we tak nak baca :P
chen:ooo like that meh?i think dogs even dirtier..cos my dog only take bath twice a week..MUAHAHAHAHA
Just came across your blog while browsing for... blogs. This post certainly was fun to read.
hmm...wait till u ter-eat one lor, then u will know how it is like.
As for the coin and paper money, I agree with winn winn. Those coins that do not look dirty might just had been picked up from the drain. ahaha...
mwehehehe...I think u might as well ask the cashier to keep the change! 'x'!!!
yteh:me welcome u here! :) *throws pink pillows* PILLOW FIGHT~~~~
red sponge:HRNG!!tau yien ni men ah!!!!
kekekekekeke...HMPH!
早安, 美女
red sponge:bok ci liap!
winn:boohoohooo i m m chinese-characters-blind ..someone pls help me translate :(
dogs clean themselves everynow and then mah..
with their saliva
they lick lick their bodies always leh.. :P
kekkee.. winn cakap - good morning, lenglui :P
okok..i found that mail i delete but b4 that i post in my blog... :P
Aiyoh! First time I visit and you oredi talking such wutt tutt stuff. Terkejut pulak gua....
Hair and coins are a definite no-no. Luckily, I haven't met the cockroach leg yet.
am broke all the time la.
i wanna know whether you have aversion to old crumbly, discoloured, wet, smelly ringgit notes or not. LOL
chen:WAHHHH i m leng lui??? *on cloud 9* ^_^
ah nel:WAH! hrng don wanto visit ur blog for a month!
plink:oops!...so sorry..muu..anyway welcome to my pink abode ^_^
shhh don say it so loud...u might just get lucky 2nite 'x'
nyonyapenang:LOL!ringgit notes have bigger value ma..so i just have to FORCE myself to accept 'em..muahahaha
u r indeed lenglui mah.. :)
u can come down from cloud 9 liao :P
chen:OOPS!ur first sentence made me float to cloud 18..muahahaha 'x'
wooooo...
don't dare to say anymore u lenglui liao...
kekkkekkek.. scared u later float to cloud 36 pulak :P
What about notes
I want to go eat with you
I want to
I want to
chen:whoops...hee *blushing*
zeroimpact:*pushes 0impact away* notes ar...depends lo...mweheheeh
SA:WOAH!!!mebe i should consider doing that too!hehehe...
fresh perm???errrrrr yeahhhh i guess we can look on the bright side!...lol
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