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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

one more thing...

and she has more friends than i have in her friendster list. HOW COULD THAT BE???
my movie project shall be put on hold..for now.....i wil now commence on my ADD MORE FRIENDS IN FRIENDSTER LIST PROJECT

anyone wanna add me???haahhaha :D

the first few signs of old age...

i m still pretty shocked and surprised at what i got in my mail just now. My cousin...who i used to babysit when she was a toddler suddenly add me in friendster. I really couldnt believe it!!!..

She is the one whom i used to play around with and who used to hold my hands with her tiny little fingers and she will pull me round n round my house compound. She is the one whom i made her fall once...and she got a big lump on her head..khik...

argh..who am i to kid???time has flown by b4 i've even realised it. it has been around umm....lets see..10 years?? ...and now shes already a full grown lady...my goodnessss...I M GETTING OLD!!!

my eyes almost popped out of my head when i saw her photos in friendster..she is nearing her adulthood already...and here i am fooling aroudn everyday...

for all u know...she might even b more matured than me...from wat i can c from her photos..and her blog!..she even has a BLOG for g'ness sake..!!! @@

words fail to express the feelings i feel rite now...hahaah yeaa..its a simple matter...people grow up dont they?? but my little cousin adding me in friendster is like a ..err...........a ..wake up call for me! its like heloooo??????? u r getting old ... and u r still acting like a teenage gal in form 5 ...HAHAHAHAHA...

i mean i mean...my little cousin is now talking abt her crushes..and being banned from using the computer and the phone ....I MEAN! i never imagined i could ever c the day when my little toddler cousin start to talk about all these?!?

someone help me... i m really confused... KHIK

Monday, October 10, 2005

Movie production

After watching the Legend of the Red Curse, Sarawak's first movie...i've given the thought of movie production much thought. I mean, if a movie like that can be shown on the big screen, y don't i make a movie with my very own digital camera...its not going to be that hard isnt it?

the first thing that came to my mind was the title of the movie. And without further thinking, i've decided that the 2nd movie of sarawak should best be called

"The Legend of the Red Sponge"

hahahaha...ya! thats gonna be it! It will be my honour to Red Sponge. And then as i've agreed with our first production meeting during work just now, Red Sponge has agreed to play the main role in my movie with the condition that she will work beside Andy Lau and she clearly stated that she dont mind a low pay just as long as she can kiss Andy Lau during one of the scenes.

She has really stated a high price. But,since she's my dear friend...i will have to sacrifice quite a lot just to make her agree to act in my masterpiece. After much thought, I've managed to contact a friend of my grandmother's uncle's niece's cousin's husband's sister's sister in law's brother who have been Andy Lau's nanny since his birth.

So, wish me luck my dear readers in the making of this epic film...where my dear friend , Red Sponge will get to act alongside Andy Lau and will even share a kiss in the movie...Andy Lau has so kindly gave me his consent to appear in my movie...and he has even sent me a photo of him to publish on my blog...that's really too generous of him really...

He says hi from his bathroom...

hahahaha..enjoy my dear red sponge...khik

Saturday, October 08, 2005

The Legend of the Red Curse

hehehe...i've just come back from watching the first ever movie entirely shot in Sarawak. hmmmm and what i have to say is........................................hehehehe

yah! im honest..! around 1/4 of the movie consists of this eerie, high pitch "hehehehe" supposedly made by the 'ghost' ... hahaha so after me n my sis watched the movie, all i had to say on the way home was "hehehehe" and i was feeling nauseous due to the lousy handling of the camera at the end. I had to stuff my face with popcorn in order to prevent myself from puking! hahahaha well,its not that bad lah...but its quite bad..lol! but dont fret, the camera starts to get out of control only at the end... so for those who are planning on watching the movie..u may still go n watch without bringing your sea-sick pills..LOL just kidding.

well, i think i m gonna blog about the entire movie...and it will contain some spoilers...so if you don't think its worth it to spend RM9 on watching the movie...do read on! hehe!
i was lucky enough to get my hands on RM5 tickets thanks to my friend. to be honest,i won't spend my hard-earned RM9 on this movie if not for this complimentary ticket.

if you ask my friends...they would tell you i've been pretty excited over watching this movie for the past few days...but, i can tell you its not the same kind of excitement as i always feel when im going to watch movies like harry potter or lord of the rings,no. i was pretty curious on how the entire movie would turn up to be like. and like i've said, it is a history in making...so i just want to make sure that i can tell my grandchildren nxt time that I've watched Sarawak's first ever movie.. on the BIG SCREEN! heh...

ok..enough with the cock talk...now lets get on to the movie...

the movie was mainly acted out by 4 main actors and actresses. the 2 actresses being our ex local beauty pageants... they r Sanny Lu, a Miss Sarawak of 2002 and Renai Mattu, our Miss Tourism International 2004. The other 2 guys, are Smyth Wong as Nick and Dominic Morris as JJ. All 4 being members of a final year project team.


Sanny Lu - shes quite a beauty :)



Renai Mattu - potential actress



Smyth Wong - i think hes quite cute 'x'!


JJ - do keep a look out for him at Star Cineplex!! you migh c him sweeping the corridors 'x'!!!

the first scene shown was some sort of a prologue giving viewers some explanation on the story.here's what they have to say....well i didnt actually copy down the story word by word in the cinema so this is as close as i could get:

"the story begins in 1942"
"his parents were both killed by the japanese"
"he was left alone and he fled to a cave to hide"
"armed with only a mask and a red loin cloth,he would run out at night to look for food"
"one night,he was not so lucky"
"the villagers caught him"
"the next day,he died.the villagers put his remains in a 'tempayan' and placed it in his cave"
"they thought that would stop the little red thief"
"however!!!!![music heighthens], one nite...they found his mask"
"...the legend continues....."

hahahah not bad huh? i actually surprised myself as i typed these out. amazing i could still remember those words..hahahaha! well, i think it was a pretty good introduction, at least it didnt leave us clueless about the entire story.

the next scene shows Sanny,the chinese guy and the err..native guy at a local arts museum shooting antique looking masks. when it first started, the first thing that i noticed was.....their lips do not sync with the speech!! my goodness....its really quite obvious. its like the movie was acted out in another language and the speech that we heard was embedded into the scenes after the shooting. hmm...not very good there bjarne (Bjarne Wong is the director of the movie,just in case you dont know) :P it actually reminds me of a home made movie done by my coursemates few years ago...HAHAHA

one part of the movie which really tickles me is where JJ works part time at Star Cineplex!! the exact same cineplex in which we were watchin the movie..hahahaha..that scene's a classic!

next......the camera starts shooting Sanny at her really huge house, doing her research and so on n so on..its pretty boring..*yawn* until the heading "Sanny doing research at her college" came out!
woo i immediately sat up straight n opened my eyes wide @@

hahahaha that's cos, i've heard that my alma mater .. my oh so beautiful college was in one of the scenes in the movie...hahhahaha. the scenes shot there all are very much crap scenes... 'x'
it was showing err..sanny,lisa and the other 2 guys ..walking around the college. but the weird thing is...there were no students AT ALL. the whole college was just occupied by those 4 actors and actresses and their err..professor..who looks like someone they dragged in from the road. come to think of it...he looks like the guy selling burger outside my college gates.............hmmmm...the professor was talking to Sanny and Lisa with the fish market type of english. it was like:

Prof Crap: eh! Sanny you don 4get to submit your assignment ahhh..or i will fail u ah!!

well thats that...the next scene shows Sanny rummaging around in her dad's library....there was no explanation on what Sanny's dad was...and where was he until the very end of the movie..hmmhhmhm.. Sanny found an old old map...to God knows where...and she decides to do her research on the place shown in the map.

nexttt.........the 4 friends were in a 4 wheel drive with car plate number QKL7777..hahahah! they were goin somewhere farrrrrrrrrrr...thats all i know.

they then reached a long house...and this Sanny keeps on saying "this is not rite....this isnt rite!"
God knows what's not rite....then Lisa says ..BLAH BLAH BLAH.. and Nick says BLAH BLAH BLAH and JJ says ARGHHHHHH..and blah bla..

oh boy...im getting tired typing the whole story out...ok i change my mind..i wont include any REAL spoilers here.. i will just tell you what i think of the entire movie..KHIK...

well...to be honest... i think Renai Mattu was the best actress among the 4 of them. She spoke good english and she was pretty lively. Not like the other 3,they were errrrrrrrrrr...quite rigid. its quite funny come to think of it..hehe. however, she has huge thighs and she was wearing this really short skirt...mmmmmm not very appealing Renai.

but there was this scene where she was bathing in a river................OOOOOOOOOOOOO..and she was naked...WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..i nearly spit out my 7up when that scene came out.


Renai's HOT HOT scene..woooooooooooooo


haiyaa no lah!!.. u think this is a porn movie meh??? heheh..gotcha! *wink* ;)
but she was quite sexy la...hehe

however, Renai wasnt the best performer in the entire movie....actually, i think the person who acted BEST was the old native witch doctor in the long house.HAHAHAHAHA...yeaaaa! im honest!! altho , he didn't speak a word of english,nor mandarin...but he was veryyyyy natural. i wonder if hes brad pitt in a disguise...hmmmmm...


the little red ghost who kept on appearing and then disapear again with the high pitch "hehehheheh". i think i can make a better red ghost

OH! the speech in the movie consisted of a mixture of mandarin,english,iban and bm. yeap thats about it. so its good in the sense that it protrays sarawak correctly. we really do listen to a mixture of these few languages in our everyday lives. and the scenes shot in the long house was quite nice. it was really scenic!

i felt a little ashamed that being a sarawakian myself...i've yet to c all these places.

the movie isnt all that bad....well...if a movie manage to startle me 2/3 times...then ..umm..its not that bad rite? although i wasnt that impressed by the movie...we can't compare the legend of the red curse with hollywood movies that we r so accustomed to watch. hey! come on... those movies were filmed with advanced technologies and by professional actors and actresses....of cos they r incomparable.


Sanny taking a break during production. I think shes really pretty :))))) at least she made a good impression of us sarawakian ladies..ahem...


Bjarne Wong - nice pic! ;)

credit goes to Bjarne Wong for having the guts and the determination to come out with our first ever movie. not everyone would have done that. me for one, woulndt like to fork out my own RM1 mil to produce a movie where you have to distribute discounted tickets just to attract people to come and watch your movie...hahaahah

all i have to say is....watch it if you feel curious on how the entire movie 'feels' like...but dont complain...that's all i have to say..haha

when the movie finished...i heard some wise guy saying "AIYERRR....pu hao kan de!!!" meaning....AIYERRR... not nice one!!! no comments!!! 'x' i think they should try making a movie of their own...lets see what they can produce.

footnote: for those who r interested...feel free to visit http://www.thelegendoftheredcurse.com. photos in this post was taken from this site.

C****** face?!?!

hmmm...some1 said i have a C****** face this morning...grrr....

it was like this...this morning me n my colleague was slacking off at work considering...well its friday mah...hehe ... so this was our conversation (disclaimer:some part of our conversation have been modified for added effect,but the gist is still there...khik) :

me: woohoo...im gonna watch red curse oo 2moro
friend:isit??? with who hah??? @@

me(thinking to myself): celaka...my bf not in kch then i cannot go watch movie hah?? 'x' khik

me(said out loud la): haiyaaa with my sis la

friend: ah??? which sis??? ur eldest sis????

me: yala..she like to watch scary movie one leh..

friend: really meh?? she doesnt look like the type leh..

me: wat type??? need wat type of person baru can watch scary movie ha??

friend:err...she looks like the type who likes to watch romantic movies...

me:WAH.. i nvr know, u can tell wat type of movie a person likes by her face..not bad hor?
then ME leh????? wat type of movie face i have???? cartoon face lah?!?!

friend: err..hehehe not to say cartoon la...animated movies...

me: = S

im sure i don look like this leehhh :(















footnote:HAHAHA...so wat did u think C****** was???

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Report on 2nd day of site counter implementation

waaa...the title of this blog sounds like my program documentation..KHIK...

hmmmm im quite happy with the current count of my site counter....within 24 hours of the implementation ... i now have 21 visitors already..YAY~!!!

thanks to u all!!...pls do leave me a comment on my posts...it will b greatly appreciated!!! :)
muahs muahs

What i found at my doorstep...

I've not been very productive at work 2day....hee.... shhhhhhhhhhhhh...i hope my boss doesnt blog 'x' i guess its just the weekend mood :P and to make things worst...i had quite a terrible headache in the afternoon and all i could do was just highglighting and unhighlighting the same line of code for about half an hour.

its just amazing how you can pass time by just doing that...hahaha..ok that was unfunny.

mmm....so when i reached home just now...hey de hoho.... i found a PARCEL on my doorstep! YIPPEEE! without even looking at the sender's name...i eagerly RIPPED open the plastic err...envelope or bag or watever. im lucky it didnt turn out to be a 'HELLO' present from one of the iraqi suicide bombers...or else i wont be here wont i?

The plastic outer wrapping in my wastebasket oredi ;P


when i opened it...no sheit! its my 2nd credit card in 1 mth...! hahaha..yea i did apply for it,but then i thought one shouldnt need tat many credit cards rite? mmm..oh well, since its free...

but this card is different from my previous one...its a .............................................GOLD CARD!!!
oh yes! im proud of it.... my very first gold card boh!! :P and it has tweety bird on it...hehehe


actually i applied this credit card solely for the cartoon character i can choose...i was quite proud of my new card tat i couldnt wait to show it to my mom

me: mami!!!! look, i have a GOLD CARD ahhh!
mom: waa..isit? let me have a look
me: nahhhh...
mom:ARH?!? how come gold card got tweety bird wan??
me: ... : S

so much so for being a gold card...i should hv chosen batman instead of tweety bird..at least it would have some kinda professional look...but then,it wouldnt be a gold card then...it would have been a BLACK card...hmm... oh well..

and to make matters worst..my nephew was trying to fight with me over the card cos he thought it was a toy! oh boy~~ this is the last time im gonna get a cartoon character card... :

after a few rounds of "MAMI...u look at him!!!" and "POPO, u look at this AH GAL" i managed to snatch back my bookmark..erm..i mean my credit card. i wanted to quickly slip it inside my purse so that he wont c it .... however...

joy of all joys.... theres no space for my new credit card anymore! now...i will have to buy a new purse!! what a day!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

My efforts so far

I've been taking some efforts in making my blog more....err........more..........blog like. hehe..i've been adding a counter... n i've been trying my very best to post at least a blog a day. but as you might have noticed, i've been a good little gal n instead of just ONE measly post, ive been writing 2/3 posts per day :)

my site counter is nothing to boast about...there's only 3 visitors so far *sob

and i've also signed up to adsense...hehehe...well, to be totally honest, i'm not putting any hopes in making a fortune with this adsense thingy...i'm just curious ok? :P
but if you wanna help me in saving enough to buy a car...by all means then! CLICK ON THE STUPID ADS...oops 'x' i hope google doesnt hear abt this..wahahaha


This could be me if only you guys would click on the ads 'x'


the other thing is...i'm quite ashamed of what i've done to this site considering me being a web developer and all. but i just can't bear to do a single line of coding after a whole day of coding. i know i know...my layout is nothing to boast about either, but i guess i will just have to make my lazy little fingers to type some code for my blog some time in the future. well, i will just have to put that under my lists of FUTURE updates..hehehe. let's just hope that i WILL get to it...sometime,someday :P

my dieting plan....

not having a good day...been having an upset tummy :( what a way to lose weight!

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Signs you're getting old

  1. When you can't remember your high school classmate's names
  2. When people you know starts to get married
  3. When your friend brings his son over to your house and your friend starts to refer to you as "Auntie"..bbrr...scary
  4. When your elder siblings start to involve you in their so-called 'adult' talk (or rather,AUNTIE talk.. :\ )
  5. When your bones creak everytime you stretch you legs
  6. When you start to count the number of years left till you're 30 and you find yourself dreading the big 3-O
  7. When people start to call u 'Auntie' instead of CHEI2 *SOB!
  8. When your nephew asks you to leave when he's playing stupid games with other short people 'x'
  9. When you start to nag
  10. When you look at college students and you say to yourself while shaking your head and with your arms crossed and a furrowed brow... "...KIDS.."
  11. When you start to reminisce about your college years as "those were the days..."
  12. When teens starts to giggle and then quickly run off when you try to start a conversation with them :

Signs your broadband service is CRAP!!!

WHEN YOUR SO-CALLED BROADBAND IS AROUND 10 TIMES SLOWER THAN THE BROADBAND SERVICES SUPPLIED BY OTHER TELCOS AND THEY GET IT FREE AND WHEN YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION ^%$# DISCONNECTS EVERYTIME YOU UPLOAD A PHOTO TO BLOGSPOT!!!!ggrrrrrrr

Signs that says you r missing him...



  1. When the thing that gets you going every morning is the thought of seeing him again ... in a few weeks' time
  2. When you feel irritated by mushy couples....heh heh ;)
  3. When you feel extremely irritated when brainless,stupid,idotic nincompoops ask you why r u at home on a saturday nite when he knows very well that your dearest is some hundred miles away from you...GRRRR...
  4. When you start to listen to sad songs like " The very thought of you" *ahem ahem*
  5. When the only reason to look forward to weekends is that you get to sleep in a little late in the mornings
  6. When you feel sorry for yourself when you see couples holding hands at saberkas on a saturday nite...hahahaha
  7. When you start to make lists of things to do when he comes back
  8. When your purse gets thinner... faster!~~ ... hahahaha...figure out how,urself ;)
  9. When you get excited over a little phone call
  10. When you can't bear to put down the phone if he calls
  11. When you get tears in your eyes when he asks you "Do you miss me?" :P
  12. When you start counting the weeks you've been apart
  13. When you start counting the days left till the next time he will come back
  14. When you can't bear to be apart from him for only a second when he's back
  15. When you find yourself calling him up just to hear his voice ...hehehe
  16. When you don't mind spending money on phone bills when you know very well you could easily spend that in the shopping mall...HEEHEEHEE..
  17. When you keep your phone at your side 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for fear of missing his call
  18. When the only thing that you want to pray for is for him to come back soon
  19. When you would use up your once a year birthday wish for him to be back at your side
  20. When the first email that you send when you start up your computer is addressed to him

hahahahahha...i know i know...im being very mushy 2nite...which is why i stop at no 20...*khik*


***Graphics taken from http://www.comicspage.com/

Monday, October 03, 2005

The very thought of you

The Very Thought Of You
The very thought of you
I forget to do
Those little ordinary things
That everyone ought to do
I'm livin' in a kind of a daydream
I'm happy as a queen
And foolish though it may seem
To me that's everything
The mere idea of you
The longing here for you
You'll never know
How slow the moments go
Till I'm near to you
I see your face in every flower
Your eyes in stars above
It's just the thought of you,
The very thought of you, my love

Its now 6.38 pm...

It's now 6.38 pm and im still stuck in my really messy cubicle in office....sigh! One of the reasons i shud get a car SOON! I can't bear to do another line of coding, so here i am typing out a blog for u peeps out there ... just so that i can make some typing sound to make myself heard so that no one will turn off the lights on me.

The last thing i need..

The last thing any gal would need when your bf is few hundred miles away from you is.........MUSHY COUPLES acting well...REVOLTINGLY MUSHY in front of you! SIGHHHh...

Thursday, September 29, 2005

A Friendly Reminder

One of my pet peeves that I just couldnt find any reason to forget about are....people who forward back mails that you've forwarded to them earlier.

For goodness sake!!! read the sender's mail... i know you may be super famous and everyone wants to forward mails to you that you can't even bother to notice the sender's name. It is very irritating to find a mail with EXACTLY the same title as the one that i've just sent out few hours before and the WORST thing is your name is still there!!!

so u peeps out there...pls pls pls...DO NOT RE-FORWARD the same mail to the person who sent that forward mail to you! As for this friend of mine, i might as well forget about forwarding her any mails in the future...it is ARGHHHHHH...ANNOYING!!!! get it??

oh my...it doesnt sound too friendly isnt it?? hahaahha ...oh well...

Monday, September 26, 2005

Wonka Bar

hmm...i managed to get my hands on a Wonka Bar. and it was not an ordinary chocolate bar that you can buy from your local supermarket..its a well...a WONKA BAR!!! hahahah im sure most of you out there would have watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

My wonka bar


and this wonka bar IS the wonka bar from the movie. well, its not exactly the same as that wonka bar that won charlie a golden ticket...but it IS called a wonka bar. i got it from my darling who got it from his colleague who got it from London who i assume got it from a shop....and bla bla bla..

on the wrapper,its written


WONKA:NUTTY CRUNCH SURPRISE. and the surprise is...real nutty taste, without tiny nuts.
before i even opened the wrapper, i thought it was a whole bunch of crap...but when i popped a piece into my mouth. it tasted like any other chocolate bar, but as part of it melted there was this tiny little round thing in my mouth which i thought was a nut initially.
but when i took it out and had a closer look at it...it didnt look anything like a nut. in actual fact, it looked like dog biscuit! hahahahaah ... i hope it isnt! gulp
well, it is a biscuit...HUMAN biscuit,i hope!
so i guess that explains the whole bunch of crap about being nutty without nuts and whatsoever.
oh! and if you've watched the movie or if you've read the book, you would have known about the 5 golden tickets thingy. but instead of winning a ticket to visit WONKA'S ULTIMATE CHOCOLATE FACTORY...this chocolate bar gives u the chance to visit some US chocolate factory of some sort...i dont know what.
the golden ticket of some sort is supposed to be inside the wrappers...but i have yet to see any shiny ticket in my bar up till now. im not interested to visit any chocolate factory either. im sure there wont b any oompa-loopas there...so who cares about those lousy golden tickets.

Blue monday...

This monday of all mondays is my bluest of all mondays. Usually i will only suffer from this dreadful gloominess of mondays when i've had an exceptionally good weekend.hahaha!

well in truth, i DID have a really nice and wonderful weekend with my darling. He came back for the weekends and we've had our filll of being together after being apart for so many weeks :) we've had the weekends to fill each other in on the details of what has been happening in our lives our work, our families over those few weeks...it was nice. we talked so much, i was almost out of breath..hahahaa

and it was nice to have someone hold your hands again when you are shopping or going out ... it has been a while since i have the chance to do that...and to have someone to hug and hold... :)
well, thats the wonder of having someone whom you love and who loves you back!

but, he's went to his place of work again on the earliest morning flight this morning. and here i am left all alone writing my blog. then again, things arent that bad isnt it? well, considering that he could be coming back again in a few weeks time...and we could spend some precious moments together again! mmmmmmm :)

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The Wedding~~~

hahahaha...today i thought i might write about something mushy...its gonna be about my wedding! yup....u heard correctly, MUH wedding! hehehe...nahhh im not getting married anytime soon,but someday,somehow its gonna arrive wont it? (fingers crossed =S)

u c,last nite i had nothing better to do so i was just browsing all the blogs in blogspot.com and i came across a site that hosts music for you on your site.its called iWebMusic.com and its got quite a variety of nice songs that you can choose from. Initially, i wanted to have my site playing "There's gotta be more than life" by Stacie Orrico so that it gives my site that kind of LOUD n NOISY feeling u kno?

But my dear friend which is none other than Red Sponge complained that my site is too noisy, so being the agreeable, kind friend that i am ... i agreed to change my music. so there i was browsing here n there....and i came across this all time favourite of mine...CANON IN D by Pachelbel.

i really really love this song and i've vowed since i-can't-remember-when to use it as my wedding march on my lovely wedding day someday, sometime in the future...hehhhh

instead of using the ol' boring wedding march, i will use this one for sure!! well,provided that i can find a pianist and perhaps a band of other orchestra musicians to play this song as i gracefully (*puke*) walk down the aisle to meet my lovely lovely husband-to-be-in-less-than-1/2-an-hour.

then...as the song finally ends...i would want the musicians to proceed with only a brief pause with the hymn "Seek Ye First". yeaa...im gonna do that. in fact, both these songs seem to complement each other pretty well. there is already a compilation which is a combination of both of these songs. by so doing, i would have removed the awkward pause that i've so often seen in most weddings when the wedding march stops and the entrance hymn takes over. its just so weird..well,i hope you know wat i mean..hahahaha

then theres this other thing about the couples saying their wedding vows. I mean you don get married everyday do you? and your wedding is supposed to be one of the most meaningful day of your life so y should you be sticking your noses sooooo close to the wedding booklet when you read your vows instead of staring straight into your partner's eyes. thats the way its supposed to be isnt it? You are not marrying the booklet or the microphone which is being stuck rite up ur nose ... you r marrying each other!

sooo...like any other promise that you would have made throughout your courtship, you would make this most important promise of all by staring straight in his/her eye...it heightens your sincerity up a notch doesnt it? :) and no excuses such as ... i cant remember the exact words of the vows or i cant remember a thing when im nervous



For goodness sake...its your WEDDING, you could put in a little effort to memorise those few sentences rite??? that's where those long nites of memorising all those stupid dates and years from your history book comes in...hohoho..and you thought history 101 was useless!

what else is there that should be in my wedding...OH! flowers! pink roses with blue ribbons it shall be!! wahahahaha...and there shall be an arch! yeaa...!! an arch full of pink n blue roses!




and i would want my best gal friend
(who should still be un-married at the time i get married...umm..if there
were gonna still be any
un-married gal fren by then) and
oso my husband-t0-be's best guy friend. its my special day...and i wouldnt want
my best friend to be left out ;)

and of cos...i would want my lovely nephews and nieces to be my flower gals or guys or boys... :)
it shall be about my family and not forgetting his and our friends. its OUR day and about US it shall be!

errr...except that our nieces wont be 'ang mo's of cos! hahahha...unlesss!! oooh myyy..unlessss...shucks i cant even bear to bring myself to say it ...hahahahaha!

well..there it is...my guide on a puuurrrrfect wedding. hey! you gotta take my words...few of 'em if not all..hahaha..i've seen many weddings...and i've played for quite a number of weddings too :P and i always observe the couples and their families on this important day of theirs...i have yet to c a really nice n meaningful one... :P BLEKS! so...to anyone whos getting married soon or not so soon....congrats...your day will come soon, im sure! ;)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

PEOPLE I HATE!

i was browsing through one of my friend's blog and she was making this list of 7s or 8s or 9s i cant remember...of various things.
so not wanting to be left out from this trend of making lists... i will also write a list of my own here. it will b called.....................*DRUM ROLL pls*

THE LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE!!!~~~

here it is!!!

At #10...we have........................................

10 .PPL WHO STAND ON THE TOILET SEAT

I bet most of you would have come across these really really annoying and disgusting and hateful INCONSIDERATE people.arghhh im getting angry just by describing them. These my dear friends, are those people who prefer not to dirty their useless a$$es by squating on top of the toilet seats....i repeat ON TOP of the toilet seats! nehh..do you know what i mean or not? here....here's a piece of illustration to help you understand:



This my dear friends is a picture of a toilet squatter!


So you don wanna get ur butts dirty eh??? then what about us?? us...civilised human beings who have been taught since small that toilet seats are for SITTING..thus the name seats! Why else would it be called SEATS??? if they were for you to squat on ... then it should be called TOILET SQUATTERS i suppose???

9 .PEERS WHO ARE BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS BY BEING SO ATTACHED TO MY PARENTS

Well, call me selfish ... call me conservative! CALL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE! but i really must say I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE GOODY 2 SHOES WITH MY PARENTS!!!! they are MY ...parents ok? so get your hands off them..get ur own parents... for goodness sake! :P

you wont understand me if you've never met such people. well, they should be around the same age as you to add to the 'annoyingness level' and they should be the ones who always turn out at your house when you come back from work or when you come back from anywhere for that matter and they will sit there and talk and talk and talk from sunrise till dusk. Why???? you don have a house to go to isit?!?!?! always remember that there's this thing called giving others PRIVACY in their OWN house!

8 .BOASTERS!
BOASTERS!!! HAH!!! one of the kinds that i hate most! this type of people should be quite common. they will usually go like this...
OHHH my boyfriend got me this ..my bf got me that...ooohhh my parents got me a car,y don you get your parents to get your own car?....oh suck eggs!! >-)
just my luck...but i more often than not will have the chance to meet this kind of people since my primary school days...

7 .THE HELLO-ERS
imagine this...your house phone starts ringing and you answer it:
you: hello?
hello-er:hello???
you: hello?
hello-er: err...hello???
you: HELLO???!
~~thousand hello-es later~~
you: YES?!?!?!??!?!
hello-er: err yes...can i speak to so n so?
i think such people are weird!! its fine if they cant hear my hello the first time...but hey! get some hearing aid if u have hearing problems ok? stop bothering people who have a million other better things to do.
a footnote on this...i used to really hate people who does this...until one day when a hello-er turned up to be my bf's dad...*blush*
6. THE WHO-IS-THIS-er
ok..heres another case for you to study:
~~house phone rings and you answer~~~
you: hello?
WHO-IS-THIS-ER:who is this??
HEY AUNTIE/UNCLE/AH MA OR AH KONG! its MY house you're calling...shouldnt i be the one asking you WHO ARE YOU??? don blame me... nowadays , you just never know when its a psychomaniac calling up to ask wats ur name and to chat with you for an hour or so.

oops...seems that i cant make the list reach 10...oh well...lets change the list to TOP 4 PPL I HATE SHANT WE?hahahahaahhah!

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