i was browsing through one of my friend's blog and she was making this list of 7s or 8s or 9s i cant remember...of various things.
so not wanting to be left out from this trend of making lists... i will also write a list of my own here. it will b called.....................*DRUM ROLL pls*
THE LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE!!!~~~
here it is!!!
At #10...we have........................................10 .PPL WHO STAND ON THE TOILET SEATI bet most of you would have come across these really really annoying and disgusting and hateful INCONSIDERATE people.arghhh im getting angry just by describing them. These my dear friends, are those people who prefer not to dirty their useless a$$es by squating on top of the toilet seats....i repeat ON TOP of the toilet seats! nehh..do you know what i mean or not? here....here's a piece of illustration to help you understand:
This my dear friends is a picture of a toilet squatter!
So you don wanna get ur butts dirty eh??? then what about us?? us...civilised human beings who have been taught since small that toilet seats are for SITTING..thus the name seats! Why else would it be called SEATS??? if they were for you to squat on ... then it should be called TOILET SQUATTERS i suppose???
9 .PEERS WHO ARE BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS BY BEING SO ATTACHED TO MY PARENTS
Well, call me selfish ... call me conservative! CALL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE! but i really must say I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE GOODY 2 SHOES WITH MY PARENTS!!!! they are MY ...parents ok? so get your hands off them..get ur own parents... for goodness sake! :P
you wont understand me if you've never met such people. well, they should be around the same age as you to add to the 'annoyingness level' and they should be the ones who always turn out at your house when you come back from work or when you come back from anywhere for that matter and they will sit there and talk and talk and talk from sunrise till dusk. Why???? you don have a house to go to isit?!?!?! always remember that there's this thing called giving others PRIVACY in their OWN house!
8 .BOASTERS!
BOASTERS!!! HAH!!! one of the kinds that i hate most! this type of people should be quite common. they will usually go like this...
OHHH my boyfriend got me this ..my bf got me that...ooohhh my parents got me a car,y don you get your parents to get your own car?....oh suck eggs!! >-)
just my luck...but i more often than not will have the chance to meet this kind of people since my primary school days...
7 .THE HELLO-ERS
imagine this...your house phone starts ringing and you answer it:
you: hello?
hello-er:hello???
you: hello?
hello-er: err...hello???
you: HELLO???!
~~thousand hello-es later~~
you: YES?!?!?!??!?!
hello-er: err yes...can i speak to so n so?
i think such people are weird!! its fine if they cant hear my hello the first time...but hey! get some hearing aid if u have hearing problems ok? stop bothering people who have a million other better things to do.
a footnote on this...i used to really hate people who does this...until one day when a hello-er turned up to be my bf's dad...*blush*
6. THE WHO-IS-THIS-er
ok..heres another case for you to study:
~~house phone rings and you answer~~~
you: hello?
WHO-IS-THIS-ER:who is this??
HEY AUNTIE/UNCLE/AH MA OR AH KONG! its MY house you're calling...shouldnt i be the one asking you WHO ARE YOU??? don blame me... nowadays , you just never know when its a psychomaniac calling up to ask wats ur name and to chat with you for an hour or so.
oops...seems that i cant make the list reach 10...oh well...lets change the list to TOP 4 PPL I HATE SHANT WE?hahahahaahhah!
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