What do i have to say??? no comments...just wondering how the that money we as the taxpayers pay could be better spent elsewhere...
then again...
anyhow...the guy hosting the live telecast just now said next yr there is going to be another competition for the next malaysian astronaut (our money gone again!!!) ... the criteria are as follows : above 21 yrs old of age, your waist must not exceed 40cm and your thighs put together must not exceed 40 cm...WHY???
bcos if u exceed 40cm...then you wont be able to fit into the soyuz spacecraft...HAR DE HAR HAR ... i think that was hilarious lor....
but i think i meet all the criteria *ahem* So can i be the next astronaut???my mission will be to BLOG IN OUTER SPACE...! now thats something isnt it??? better than making teh tarik in space...
and i thought the making teh tarik thingy was just something that malaysians conjured up to make fun of the malaysian space programme...but i found this while looking for photos just now :
Wednesday November 15, 2006
Malaysia's first astronaut to do what no one in space has done before
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia's first astronaut will do what no one in space has done before: play traditional Malay children's games without gravity.
The astronaut - yet to be selected - will play "batu seremban,'' or "five stones'' and spin traditional Malay tops in space, Agriculture Ministry parliamentary secretary Rohani Abdul Karim told parliament on Wednesday.
Rohani, who was replying on behalf of the Science, Technology and Innovations Ministry, said the astronaut would also do batik painting and making teh tarik.
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playing malay children's game without gravity and making teh tarik!!! now thats quite a plan...!!!
this was an excerpt from thestar.com.my...you may read it for yourself here
luckily...our malaysian astronaut is quite cute... =)))
i think its all a plot!!!...get a handsome man to become our first astronaut and all the malaysian ladies will keep their mouth shut about the lameness of the whole malaysian space programme
another pic....heeheeh...
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errr... you ah? Difficult la. Unless you are Malairen. I have to agree with you that Malaysian 1st Astronaut is quite hunky and he speak fluent english compare to the other guy which su*ks big time!
Play congkak? haha... and teh tarik? I can't believe it. But first he must know how to pull tea with gravity first la.
i'm cuter! :P
i only know i'm a tax payer :(
Hmmm have to admit cute oso....
hahaha now we know your weakness... you're a sucker for good looking guys... hehehe
I don't want to be astronaut, I wanna be rocker, can ah? :P
maybe they should've added "making roti canai in space" to their list... goes with the teh tarik!
In all of space travel history, the 'mission' has always been taken very seriously for obvious reasons. The years of development, the human sacrifice and the cost's.
Every astronaut has gone up there to the heaven's with a mission. Performing experiments, Engineering chores, Data accumulation and so forth, all with the aim of making the costly mission worthwhile.
Now we see this angkasawan going up there to play traditional games and makan. Is the point of his going just a 'Malaysia Boleh' gimmick? or another 'victory' from the powers that be of Boleh-Land?
i agree wif waddafak... not goin up there for a free space trip sponsored by the citizen of malaysia...
this space thing is so lame and piss me off. the cute guys has nth to do wif it, but its the ppl who make this decision for spending large amount money which can b use for the welfare of ppl in this country.
geeZ is that where handsome men go to now a days? how would sex in outer space would've been like ey. very slow mo i suppose. bluek. shouldn't have bothered imagining =P
Sex in outer space. Hmmmmm... Now that will require some bits of Velcro and a good tie down for one of the 'participants' aye?
But won't that be called Bondage on earth? Kinky!
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