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Thursday, January 12, 2006

My dissertation on the Bernoulli Principle

WARNING : READER, PLS B WARNED THAT THE FOLLOWING ENTRY IS A HIGHLY CRAPPY AND NONSENSICAL ONE. IT IS NOT... I REPEAT!!! IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.TQ.

Have you ever experienced a state of mind where your brain have not been used up to its fullest for the day and it starts to wander and think of nonsensical stuffs...

well, i've experienced the same feeling during work 2day.but one good thing came out from this state of mind, cos it gave me the idea to blog abt this dissertation which i am going to partake very soon...

i was in the toilet just now...shee shee-ing away...then in came someone and she went into the cubicle next to mine and she began to shee2 too. the moment she started her 'business', any sort of sound emitting from the toilet was drowned out by this person's 'tinkling' sound on the toilet bowl. it even far surpassed the loudness of my own...

this made me think...............why is it that some ppl urinate more loudly,while some others do not?

almost immediately, the Bernoulli Principle came into mind!

as a flashback for thsoe who have forgotten their FORM 3 SCIENCE...

"As a fluid passes through a pipe that narrows or widens, the velocity and pressure of the fluid vary. As the pipe narrows, the fluid flows more quickly." Adapted from http://home.earthlink.net/~mmc1919/venturi.html

So. from this principle, we can simply conclude that ppl who urinate more loudly have a narrower urethra (i.e. the tube from which urine flows out from the bladder) which is why urine flows more quickly and thus making more sound when it exits from the urethra...


p/s yes! i m having nothing better to do...so sue me!...WAHAHAHAHA

disclaimer : just in case there's anything wrong with the application of the Bernoulli principle, pls do not sue me!... 'x'

pp/s : ah pi!! bernoulli is a nice name...u shud consider naming ur son bernoulli kekekeke

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