Night life in Pattaya (Part 4)

If some of ye o faithful readers of mine have noticed, the previous post was Part 2 but here i am jumping to Part 4 oredi!

wahahahahhah

Wanna know why???

Cos i just cant wait to talk about night life in pattaya.... :D

So i think it is only appropriate that i skip the rest of the tiger zoo and not keep you guys out there in suspense and anticipation!

Now ... what is there to see in pattaya....................... at nite???

I would say this is a MUST SEE for any first time visitor to Pattaya...




Ta daaaaa....the ALCAZAR SHOW!

More simply or more 'phai-thialy' called the AH GUA SHOW lo....hehehehe

Tickets are RM60 per person and i tell you! My rm60 was never more well spent on any other show than the Alcazar!

No regrets!

Someone was hesitating and neede quite a lot of persuasion before he agreed to go to the show with me ... and i bet he didnt regret it either!

Cos he was quite quiet for most parts of the show....WAHAHAHAHA.. its THAT goood, i tell you!

Reaaaaallly good effects, talented and errr....beautiful performers, really nice and attractive backdrops...! Just plain good la i tell you!

Ok...lets look at some pics...i kno some of you guys out there are just plain curious to know how those performers look like even tho you say HAIYA SO GELI LA (geli = gross) THOSE AH GUAS....

JENG JENG JENG




Not really bad looking rite???

What about this...




Hmmm ... not really clear ... but i was really interested in the king at the far behind....cos he was quite hadnsome...teeheehee...not sure he's a HE or a SHE tho 'x'


But you have not really seen the Alcazar until you've seen this particular performer!

I present to you.....................


*DRUM ROLL*


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*CYMBALS CLASHING*








heee....pretty aint he?? ERK! i mean SHE! 'x'

What's that??? You want some more pics of her, i hear??????? OK la....


NAH





Ok pls pls no drooling...

I m really sorry for the really blur photos...but you cant blame me u kno?

I had my mouth open with amazement and surprise with the excellent performances of the err... err....LADIES(???) throut most of the show

My hands were shaking too as i took the photos, while thinking deep in my heart "ITS NOT FAIR HOW COME A GUY CAN LOOK SO PRETTY!!"

But among all the fair and beautiful performers on stage that nite...there was a particular one that reaallly really caught my eye .... heheheeheheh

Ladies and gentleman and half ladies....i present to you.................




Cant have a good look??? Heres more....




Hmmm too blur...ok...heres another one...





Omg!!!! Jian gui le!!! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty!!!!!!

*Envy* *envy some more*

:(

What kind of a world is this??? When a guy can be so pretty! ... BOOHOOHOOOOOO






*GLOOM*

Must ............ zhng........................myself..........................moreeeeeeeeeee

So i was wondering...guys out there....if someone like err....HER fell in love with you...would you be willing to overlook her past and well, have a relationship with errm... HER?

I mean, she IS girl physically after all..and maybe emotionally? No harm rite? 'x'

So anyway, after the show...everyone could actually take some photos with the performers of your choice for a very cheap price of 40 baht (equivalent to RM4).

So as expected, yours truly was waiting in front of the said performer ( like a puppy waiting for milk from its owner) for her to beckon me forward to have my photo taken with er....wahahahah

Now heres a close up of HER for all you drooling guys out there!




Look at ME smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAAHAHHAA

And look at how short i am!! boohoohooohoooo

She is certainly SO PRETTY that Red Sponge and I just couldnt take our eyes off her even tho we've finished taking our photos with her...heee....

If it wasnt for a group of tourists who woke us from our daze...i think we would still be standing there gawking at her till every single person has left the theatre...hahahaha

heh..this is rather funny...

You see, there was another group of tourist who was joking with her and then it was then ....... i heard it!!!!



THE COARSE VOICE OF A MAN COMING FROM THE BEAUTIFUL errrrrrrr...'LADY'


OMG!!! Jian gui another time!

hahahahahahahah

We practically ran away from the scene when we heard that! WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

lol lol

So thats it for the much anticipated alcazar show....

After that show ...... we were straight away brought to another place for another show .... which is of a rather different kind

YA YA so i DID went to THAI GIRLS SHOW.... THAI GIRLS mind you, not TIGERS 'x'

I've heard that some old tourists were confused with the name of the show...

TOURIST GUIDE: lai lai uncle ,auntie i bring you all to thai girls show ok?
UNCLE AND AUNTIE : wahhhh....tiger show ah??? CAN CAN!

-----Afer the show------

UNCLE AND AUNTIE : JIAN GUI LE!! y the tiger no stripes de?!?!!?

heee....

nothing much to say or show regarding this show...cos no camera is allowed within the premises. Not even your handphone...tsk tsk tsk....need so strict for what. they even check your bags to make sure you don smuggle any device into the theatre.

So whats it about???

About thai GIRLS lo....need i say more?

oh..sorry...NAKED thai girls i mean 'x'

Being of a female species myself, the show doesnt really interest me la...i think its a pity why they have to misuse their 'ASSETS' for abnormal uses just to attract tourists and earn money for a living. It is rather pitiful.

Hmmm...i don want to say more la...just in case some of you might be planning to go for the show in the near future. don wanto spoil the surprise ma rite? *Wink*

But one word of advice tho, this show is not the faint hearted and pls pls pls do not EVEN attempt to leave DURING the show.cos it might result in some unwanted happenings.

U might end up getting a black eye from the usher....wahahhhahaah...

So weird la this show...so many restrictions....

My RM60 could have been beter spent elsewhere....like erm...on that shirt i had my eyes on in MBK SHOPPING COMPLEX...hee...